15/10/2016 – Screamland

As the sun sets over Margate, Dreamland transforms into Screamland and all sorts of ghoulish creatures crawl out from their hiding places to cause havoc and mayhem!

Not only does Screamland boast 5 haunts that range from the camp and fun jump scares through to exceedingly creepy and disturbing themes, but the entire park gets a new overhaul, from the Screamland sign light show and Halloween themed music through to the smoke machine hiding the roaming actors, there was plenty to see and do whilst waiting for either the rides or the haunts, all of which simply added to the atmosphere!

 

The Final Cut presents… They Came From Outer Space

Our first haunt for the night was The Final Cut which had been re-themed from when we last entered at ScareCON earlier this year (read that review here).

The haunt’s intro has remained the same, though that’s definitely not a bad thing as it helps you feel like you’re really entering the movie.

Once you’ve entered the movie, it’s clear from the get-go that you’ve found yourself the star in your very own sci-fi/b-movie extravaganza, which pays homage to the greatest b-movies about, from Little Shop of Horrors to Tron. This was a great re-theme of a haunt with some fantastic props and scares that’ll make you jump into outer space!

 

Dead & Breakfast II – Murder Hotel

Next up, seeing as The Final Cut leads straight into it, is Dead & Breakfast II. Preceding the haunt was a series of 4 clips showing Fag Ash Lil in her attempt to find love on a rather suspicious sounding online dating website…

The haunt theming and story itself doesn’t look like it has changed much from the first Dead & Breakfast (read here), however this doesn’t detract from the experience at all – the theming is still incredibly detailed and the scares are still as surprising as they were the last time we entered the rotting seaside bed and breakfast. What has improved is the use of scents to immerse guests further, especially in one specific scene that made all of us recoil as we entered the room.

The finale is still incredibly clever and absolutely perfect: even though we knew what was coming, it was still a tense and jumpy experience!

 

The Bloody Mirror

Our third haunt for the night was The Bloody Mirror, a very basic haunt set within the mirror maze that exists in the park year round: based on this knowledge we weren’t expecting much from it, but in fact we were pleasantly surprised. The very basic theming kept us on our toes as we weaved our way through a very small number of scares in this disorientating haunt – a smoke machine and a well-placed laser would have gone down well in here.

This is a great place to start if you’re looking to try this kinda thing for the first time, otherwise it’s a bit of fun.

 

Festino’s Forgotten Funhouse – King of Clowns

This haunt has moved from a big top in the car park last year into a permanent building inside the park, giving it plenty of space to expand into something quite incredible!

Themed around clowns, guests will be utterly devoured in the bizarre acid trip of a haunt that uses some clever tricks to get some jumbo sized scares in this wild freakshow!

 

The Paradise Foundation

We saved this for last, despite the fact the queue was absolutely dead when we got there but after hearing what was said at ScareCON, we knew this had to be the last haunt we did.

We were not disappointed.

Based on what could possibly be a very real scenario, guests will enter the foundation and meet some rather disturbing characters who’ll transform you into the very best version of you using some very revolutionary but controversial operation practices.

This haunt is definitely not for the easily disturbed as the story is incredibly dark, with inspiration taken from goreno/grindhouse and psychological horror movies, which will shock you to the core as you take your tour through the foundation.

Not only are your eyes and ears spoiled rotten with stimuli, but your nose and even sense of touch is, especially as you draw closer and closer to the end – the finale will absolutely blow your mind and leave you wanting more. If there’s one haunt that is sure to disturb you this Halloween, it’s this one.

 

Overall, Screamland has set our expectations exceedingly high and we can’t stop talking about it, especially The Paradise Foundation!

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15/10/2016 – Screamland

29/08/2016 – Terror 13: Asylum

 

After seeing their panel at ScareCON in May, I made it my mission to give Terror 13 a visit; it turns out that New Brighton is only an hour away from Blackburn where we experienced Snuffhouse the night before, making it a great weekend to go and a fantastic warm up to the Halloween season!

 

On four hours sleep, we meet up with some friends in the early afternoon and hang out around the beach before heading to our time. The two weeks leading up to our tour we had been poking and prodding the monsters dwelling beneath the streets of New Brighton, agitating them for our tour. We arrived at our designated time slot to find music befitting Bioshock floating on the breeze outside their doors. We knocked and were greeted with a grotesque monster who pointed toward the front desk where we paid the very cheap admission and were led down into The Asylum.

 

We were given a guided tour of The Asylum by the monster that greeted us at the door and as we progressed, we realised that there was quite a disturbing story unravelling.

 

We met some of the disturbing “patients” that tormented us and actually got a few jumps out of us at points before they were calmed down and set away by our very unnerving guide who had no issues with invading our personal space and playing with us.

 

After a quick reminder of the rules of the haunt (no touching the actors, no running etc), we were bought into the main attraction itself where we were split up and made to take part in the show ourselves, locked away in claustrophobic spaces whilst the rest of our group were tormented, and forced to watch some really horrible experiments with some absolutely incredible props, especially with the twins (fantastic scene right there!). We were then led down a lurid corridor painted with loads of UV paint and UV streamers hanging from the ceiling, where we met Sad-o the clown (who I genuinely felt sorry for), but he got his own back!

 

We also met a pair of extremely creepy dolls that freaked me out when we saw the costumes at ScareCON; they were much creepier up close in the haunt! They were absolutely fantastic in the way they communicated with us and how they encapsulated the dolls’ personalities – the second scene with them was a fantastic twist!

 

We saw plenty of other scenes that need to be experienced to see how powerful they are before being chased through some dark, winding corridors and up a set of stairs, we found ourselves back in the brilliant sunlight a whole 45 minutes later.

 

This is a very strong boo haunt that feels like it takes inspiration from Goosebumps and Rob Zombie’s House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects as well as the acid trip from the Beavis and Butthead movie, rolls all the inspiration up and throws it inside a mental asylum to bring you a spine-tingling and dark humoured journey through the tunnels beneath New Brighton. We’ll be heading back at Halloween for their Karnevil show, which we’ve been told will be absolutely terrifying!

 

 

 

29/08/2016 – Terror 13: Asylum