As we were driving by Stoke-On-Trent on the way back from our week of northern haunting, we decided to do a very quick 3 hour flying visit to Alton Towers seeing as there were so many positive reviews from friends: let me tell you that, straight off the bat, it was the best 3 hours I’ve had in the park.
Altonville Mine Tours: Uncover the Legend of the Skin Snatchers
With a rather long name (I’ll probably start referring to it as Skin Snatchers from now) that matches the length of the haunt, this sits where Molly Crowe was last year.
Upon entering the queue, western guitar slides and chords warble through the air in the queue. We got quite early tickets because the tickets we wanted weren’t available; damn our spontaneity (this is the reason why Terror of the Towers isn’t included in this review) and so the queue wasn’t very long, but the excitement and nervousness already began to build thanks to the high fencing, narrow queue, and flickering light bulbs in burnt out fixtures.
Our turn came and we were called forward. Three of the 10 of us received a helmet with a light fixture (sadly not me) and we were told to listen to the safety briefing by the creepy hillbilly handing out the helmets. Once this was over, we met his brother and our tour of the mines began…
With a very powerful storyline, you’re taken down into the depths of the Mines where the skin snatchers live, who take very little time in splitting you up and tormenting you throughout this 20 minute haunt.
Chaos literally rains down around you as sights, sounds and smells all intermingle with one another, with the skin snatchers taking full advantage of strobes, pitch black, and the boiler suit corridor to make you feel completely disorientated and uneasy from the moment you enter to the moment you leave. An incredibly strong attraction that rekindled my love for haunting once again!
Sub Species: The End Games
After surviving Sub Species: Operation Lockdown last year and missing out on the mazes due to arriving late, I finally managed to enter the labyrinth owned by the dwellers within, and I was not disappointed!
This incredible haunt is very fast paced and intense, and you will end up feeling completely lost and confused as the dwellers play with you, sending you down your own route through the first piece of the haunt, all of which was used in Operation Lockdown, but even surviving that didn’t help me navigate my way out!
Whilst not jump scary, the dwellers have absolutely no issue grabbing you and moving you about with reasonable force which I absolutely love in a haunt as it makes the whole experience a little more real, and it’s completely necessary for this haunt to be scary. After being chased out of the ending, I took a moment to stand there and just give a huge sigh of relief and reflect briefly on what happened. Definitely the stronger haunt in this review.
After blasting our way through the two haunts in 45 minutes or so, we also managed to get a ride on The Smiler and Nemesis, then decided to head home. A very short visit, but I was honestly blown away with how well Alton Towers had executed Scarefest from how easy it was to book our tickets through to how interactive and intimidating the actors were in the haunts, and how creepy the roaming actors were in the Forbidden Valley scare zone (can’t comment on the other scarezone(s) as we didn’t visit them): Scarefest is incredibly professional, and Thorpe Park definitely needs to ask these guys how to put on a halloween event, for sure!
One teeny-tiny gripe though: the scrapping of the extreme haunt run-throughs. I would have honestly leapt at the opportunity to do those! Bring them back next year? Please?